cones for the coppers
chilling at my mums one night on curfew,
knock at the door,its the fuckin cops, me just thinking they were doing a curfew answered the door, sir your under arrest,
ok mate let me put some shoes and socks on, cops follow me to my room, as i walk in i realised i left the chop out,sat down casually put it away and they didnt take notice.
it was then that i realised, wait there locking me up anyway, so pulled out the billy and bowl and started packing one up, one cop says oi what do you think your doing? i reply having a cone cunt.
he threatens to charge me until i explained theres no point as hes already taking me away, he said you have 10 seconds, ripped out 4 or 5 then got up and walked out.
didnt get away with a crime but pretty much had a chop with the boys in blue in my room with no concequences. happy 420
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